I was kicking back watching some Tivo'd episodes of That's So Raven, when I thought to myself ...I wonder if I have any superpowers I'm not aware of.  So I tried a couple things that I thought would be simple super powers that should I have them they would work right off the bat. 



I first tried concentrating on a pen that was on a table so that I could levitate it.  No luck.  I crossed my eyes so bad that I got a tension headache.



Next I treid to run real fast in the house to see if I had super speed.  Well, apparently it's hard to run real fast and turn corners just as fast because I took a spill on the hallway rug.  The cats thought I was playing and they were following me.  I apparently wasn't fast enough to break from their curious pace.



Finally I figured I could fly.  No problem.  All I need is a cape that I wasn't aware had magical powers, so I found a tableclothe with special stains in it that I had to imagine gave me flying powers.  I took a leap and there I was flying around the house.  While I was up there I dusted the ceiling and did a little touch up painting.  When you're standing at ground level it's hard to notice those things.



So 1 out of 3 wasn't bad.  Back to That's So Raven.  She's a bit over-animated, but she makes me laugh inside and not out loud.



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