I want you to think hard about this. Every time you blink I want you to think deeply about it. Blink, then think that you just blinked. Now every time you blink you will be conscious about it. It will make you even blink harder. But I don't want to think about blinking you say! Don't worry, soon enough you will again let blinking depart into the recesses of your mind and you won't think about it. Blinking will become subconscious again.
Before you do that I want you to think about all the germs that are on the doorknobs as you open it. For those of you that are swimming right now, think about all the people that are in the pool that don't have all that great of hygiene as you swim across it for another lap. Then yawn. Look at someone else and yawn. Now don't you have a scratch on your back that you want to itch. Right by the shoulder blade. Go ahead and scratch it. I won't say anything. What I'm getting at is that we all seem to do a lot of things that we normally don't think about. Think about it a little deeper and then it becomes part of your conscious.
Next I want you to grow your arm hair longer. Yes, let it flow. Now introduce a routine in your life where you have to comb your arm hairs. No zig zaggy arm hairs anymore. Must be flowing in one direction. And lastly visit someone that is lonely. Show them your longer arm hair.
JUNIOR ACHIEVEMENT AUCTION
Auction ends tomorrow - Tuesday the 18th at 5:00 PM!!
I'm being auctioned for my services. Shopping services that is. I will spend two hours shopping at agreed upon location(s) and show you how to increase your savings. A personal shopper of sorts. I can show you how to save over 70% and more consistently on your groceries and even more on you toiletries along with many other ways to save. If all these ways to save are too confusing then bid and you want some personal help, then BID, BID! I'll even wear
Junior Achievement helps kids around town to better their skills and give them a better understanding of the community and world around them. The money goes to JA so that they can continue to offer their programs to local schools. I volunteer for JA as a teacher. PBS aired a program where they interviewed some of the students at St. Rocco's school on Fulton Road where I taught them Personal Economics the other year. Great programs. Students don't get taught how to manage their money nowadays - Home Economics courses that were prevalent back in the day aren't around as much anymore.
To bid on me and other auction items go to:
http://www.jacleveland.org - or -
http://www.jacleveland.org/auction/jaauctiondetail.asp?Item=104
RITE AID
Q-Tips - 375 count - only 99 cents
Free after rebate:
St. Ives Elements
At stores with GNCs - Hangover Remedy
CVS
Buy $20 in Duracell batteries, get $15 in extra bucks. Use recent .75 coupons or coupons on pack.
Free after extrabucks - Zantrex energy booster
Glad - get $5 when you buy $10 worth of product listed in their ad - use recent coupons to get it for free or close to it.
TALBOTS
30 to 75% off already reduced prices at the Solon store - ends Nov. 23rd.
RESTAURANT.COM
Get 70% off - use code HARVEST - get $25 restaurant gift certificates for $3 - ends today the 17th check my web-site for new codes - click here: RESTAURANT.COM
GIANT EAGLE
Red Box movie rentals - code for free movie is 57DRW3 - ends today the 17th.
BLACK FRIDAY
To find the deals the day after Thanksgiving, called Black Friday, go to: http://bfads.net/, http://www.blackfridayads.com/, http://www.blackfriday.info/, http://www.boddit.com/blackfriday, or http://blackfriday.gottadeal.com/.
BEST BUY
$'s off coupon in your Valpak mailer.
MEDIA
I was on channel 19 WOIO on Friday on the 6 PM news. I was at Wal-Mart showing how to get some deals there.
I was in Defiance the other week and they did a story on me in the paper and had me on one of the radio stations. The DJ was Rusty Hoops. Change or add a letter to his name for just something to do. First time ever in Defiance. Nice little town. The library room I was in had the best view of the river. They kept having to put in more chairs because so many people kept coming into the class. People had to stand. Almost had to get people to sit on each others laps to get them in.
They had a chinese buffet restaurant on the main drag and they had rows and rows of food for only $8.99 a person...sushi included. I ate a ton and more importantly, I'm still alive!
RETIREMENT SALES
ALVINS JEWELERS
MARLO'S JEWELERS
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS
CIRCUIT CITY - HH GREGG is taking Circuit City gift cards - ends Nov. 18th - stipulations involved.
LINEN'S AND THINGS
Modern Classic Furniture - 7293 Mentor Ave
Joe
http:/www.joethecouponguy.com 
