Sitting on my favorite lounge rocking chair while smoking a corncob pipe, I eagerly listened to John Tesh as he espoused his nuggets of wisdom on the radio. I waved my corncob pipe with a shake in the air and a nod from my head when he hit on something that hit home. He said that I should wear a piece of toast as a hat and when I’m hungry I should eat part of my hat. Brilliant! Brilliant I thought after I just said brilliant in my head. And I said brilliant again since I wasn’t sure with my obsessive compulsive disorder if I said it.
His sheer genius made me want to listen to some of his old vinyls. I like to tap my feet when I listen to him sing. And it’s not easy tapping my feet when my ears are swooning over his joyous pipes.
Giving my corncob pipe a few puffs I thought of all the tips that Jonathan has given. And I know his tips have helped shape many others. Many others that are also shaking their heads yes while smoking a corncob pipe have fallen spellbound to his baritone rumblings.
Throughout the day I look for my world to be shaped by the smarts of a chosen few on the voiceboxes like the radio and tv. It saves me time having to think for myself. Instead I can concentrate on the cornucopia of flavors of my Booberry cereal and making sure I toast my bread just right so that it tilts just right on my head.
KMART
Doubles coupons this week on coupons of $2 or less. Make sure your coupons double – they don’t always double like they are supposed to. Sale ends 11/1.
Participating stores:
ASHTABULA OH
BARBERTON OH
BROOKLYN OH
BRUNSWICK OH
BRYAN OH
CAMBRIDGE OH
CANTON OH
CHAGRIN FALLS OH
CHILLICOTHE OH
CLEVELAND OH
CLEVELAND OH
CLEVELAND OH
CONNEAUT OH
EASTLAKE OH
GARFIELD HGTS OH
LORAIN OH
MADISON OH
MASSILLON OH
MEDINA OH
MENTOR OH
MIDDLEBURG HGTS OH
MILFORD OH
NORTH CANTON OH
NORWALK OH
STREETSBORO OH
TALLMADGE OH
WADSWORTH OH
WOOSTER OH
QUIZNOS
The large sandwiches are on sale for $5, normally priced $6.49 or more. Use the $2 off a large sub or $1 off a regular sub coupon from the Entertainment book to get it for $3. Book expires Nov. 1. There are a handful of coupons in the book that don’t expire until the end of the year or next year, mostly the ones in the back of the book.
RESTAURANT.COM
80% off code: TREATS – ends 10/31. Get $25 gift certificates for $2.
BEER REBATES
Buy a 12 pack of beer and $15 in roasted or prepared chicken, get a $15 rebate. – expires 10/31/08.
Buy two 12 packs and $25 in deli items, pizza, or chicken, get a $25 rebate – expires 11/30/08.
Miller:
Buy a 12 pack and $20 of general merchandise, get a $20 rebate – find them on the beer cases at Speedway – expires 11/30/08.
RITE AID
Free after rebate:
Kotex
Axe
Charles Worthington shampoo, conditioners, or stylers
L’Oreal Age Perfect Moisturizer
Oral B Artica toothbrush
Citre Shine
Dentaburst
GE Power strip
GE extension cord
Visa or Mastercard prepaid card
DOLLAR BANK
Get $75 when opening a checking account there – stipulations.
KEYBANK
Get $100 when opening an account there – stipulations.
BANKRUPT
Value City – if you have any gift cards for them they are worthless. Don’t buy gift cards this holiday from anywhere…too many stores and restaurants may not make it past this holiday season. If you have any or have to get one – use them right away.
Circuit City – rumblings that they will go bankrupt.
VOTE
Election Day is this Tuesday. Never underestimate the power of your vote:
Less than ONE VOTE per precinct elected John F. Kennedy President.
ONE VOTE gave America the English language instead of German.
ONE VOTE in the House of Representatives elected Thomas Jefferson over Aaron Burr.
ONE VOTE saved Andrew Johnson in his impeachment trial.
ONE VOTE enabled Adolf Hitler to become leader of the Nazi Party.
ONE VOTE brought Texas into the Union.
ONE VOTE admitted California, Oregon and Idaho to statehood.
…and I’m sure there are plenty of examples of some fine lad or lass just missing by one vote to win the ‘prettiest eyes’, ‘most likely to be incarcerated’ or ‘biggest flirt’ crown in High school.
Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com
